Crocs319

I hate when girls says this because they shouldn’t ever have to say the last part of the sentence and when they say the first part its usually a lie.

I hate when girls says this because they shouldn’t ever have to say the last part of the sentence and when they say the first part its usually a lie.

(via reg4n)

shavingryansprivates:

your boss hands you your paycheck

you worked a lot of hours this week and you’re looking forward to seeing it

you get home and open it up and to your dismay, there is no check in the envelope

instead, sticks of trident layers gum materialize inside the envelope and accumulate at an accelerating pace

soon they start pouring out of the envelope

hundreds, thousands, and eventually millions of sticks of trident layers gum

Alexis this how you get paid my friend :)

(via trioxide)